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I Indonesien forbyder det muslimske flertal pornografi de hinduistiske og kristne mindretal, ser loven som en trussel mod den kunsteriske, religiøse og kulturelle frihed, der hersker i landet.

Hvis man bryder loven, risikerer man op til 15 års fængsel. Maksimumstraffen for at låne eller downloade pornografisk materiale er fire års fængsel eller en bøde på to milliarder rupiah (cirka 1,2 millioner danske kroner.)

Indonesien forbyder pornografi

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Dokumentar om at folk bliver bims i bøtten af at besøge Jerusalem. Pludselig tror de at de er Jesus, Salomon eller en anden figur fra den jødiske/kristne myterække.

En sømand og en præst var ude og spille golf. Sømanden var ikke ret god til det og han råbte “Lort! Ved siden af!” hver gang han ramte ved siden af. Præsten var overbærende de første par minutter, men så kunne han ikke tage det mere.

“Lad være med at bande. Ellers vil Gud straffe dig.” Det hjalp ikke, sømanden fortsatte. Igen ramte han ved siden af. “Sådan noget PIS!. Ved siden af!”

Igen advarede præsten ham “Lad være med at komme med sådanne ytringer, ellers vil Gud straffe dig!” Det hjalp stadig ikke. Ved det næste slag ramte sømanden ved siden bolden, fulgt af et “Sådan noget forpulet lort!”

Et lyn slog ned og ramte præsten, som faldt død om på stedet. Så hørte man en dyb stemme fra himlen “Pis! Ved siden af!”

En britisk dokumentarvideom om Guds eget land, hvor guder går rundt blandt mennesker.



Sendt 24. oktober 2008 på Channel 4

Tim Minchen har lavet sangen “10 Foot Cock & A Few Hundred Virgins” som du kan høre her

So you’re gonna live in Paradise,
With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins.
So you’re gonna live in Paradise,
With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins,
So you’re gonna sacrifice your life
For a ride on a UFO,
And when the Lord comes down with his shimmering chariot of salvation,
You’re gonna be the first to know.

And so if…
God was there from the very beginning
He invented men and women,
Then He also invented wanking,
Then He said wanking was sinning.
So if I’m feeling randy
I’m not allowed to hand-shandy,
But having sex with my family,
That is just fucking great.
It’s all there in Ezekial 8,
Just before He opens up His big pearly gate,
And says that it’s a sin
To take it up the date,
Even if it’s great,
Even with your mate.

So you’re gonna live in Paradise,
With a ten-foot cock and few hundred virgins,
So you’re gonna sacrifice your life
For a shot at the greener grass,
And when the Lord comes down
With his shimmering rod of judgement,
He’s gonna kick my heathen arse.

So if you…
Cover the bodies of your women
Everybody is grinning,
Because black is so slimming,
Though it’s not great for swimming.
But it gives me an erection,
With the increased sexual tension,
What with the U.V. protection
That is second to none.
You’ll find it all in the Quran
Just next to the bit that justifies guns,
And says that it’s a sin
To take it up the bum,
Even if it’s fun,
Even in the scrum.

So you’re gonna live in Paradise
With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins,
So you’re gonna sacrifice your life
For a shot at eternity,
And when the Lord comes down
And I haven’t done my penance,
He’s gonna disembowel me.

You say that…
If I…
Stumbled on a watch I’d assume it had a watchmaker,
That a muffin presupposes a baker,
So you must agree sooner or later,
That this proves that there’s a creator.
So if I put my foot in a stinker,
You’d assume the existence of a sphincter,
Thus you don’t need to be a great thinker
To coclude that God’s a bum,
Which negates the words of Genesis 1
Which made Him out to be so much fun,
Until Adam succumbed
To temptation,
And then His only son
Got nailed to a gum,
Or the Middle-Eastern equivalent,
Which suggests that God’s omniscience
Is nullified by His ambivilance,
Unless it turns out that He’s impotent,
And if God can’t get a boner,
I guess that explains the plethora
Of huge erections in His honour –
Because we all know a steeple’s just a subconscious compensatory manifestation of a huge stiff penis –
Still He tells us that it’s heinous
To stick a penis up your anus,
Even if you’re famous,
Even if you’re good at tennis.

So you’re gonna live in Paradise
Witha ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins,
So you’re gonna sacrifice your life
For a ride on a UFO,
And when the Lord comes downwith his big stiff rod of justice,
I’m gonna be the first to go,
He’s gonna send me down below,
He’s gonna whip me like a cotton-pickin’ negro,
I’m gonna be the first to go.

BBC 2 har som de første lavet en dramatisering af Stephen Hawkins tidlige liv og om hvordan han først fik sit navn slået fast. Der er ikke direkte udtalelser fra Stephen Hawkin omkring Gud/religion; men der er fra andre.

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